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:rolleyes:

I'm laughing so much at this :lau

Your sense of humor appears to be broken. You should see about getting it replaced. 😇

You are twice my age and yet you're acting like you're half of mine. It's sad that you're willing to throw away our friendship over an offense you won't even tell me about.

Would it kill you to use some punctuation?

People like you are the reason I hate using craigslist!

Seriously?

Lol, what? I'm not mad at you.

It sounds like you're looking for excuses do not do the thing you claim to want to do.

I wish.

I'd rather not go to jail for assault, but yes. He's a child abuser so he deserves more than a throat punch.

You're a monster. If I ever have the displeasure of meeting you, you'll be able to tell how I feel about you from the look on my face.

I really, really like you. ❤️

Thank you! She's a good girl.

Oh, good. 🤭

No, not you. She's saying that in general because of what the thread title is called.

If you don't know the answer, why are you replying? 😩

Happy now?

If I'm running late, please check your phone. You know I strive for punctuality. If you had checked after 20 minutes had gone by, you would have seen three missed calls from me because you dropped a digit off your house number in your text with directions and I can't find your place!

Of course you did :lau