Things you wish you could say

[azurbanclucker]

The stupid, it burns us! I literally can feel my IQ dropping right now.

 

[Brooks_]

The stupid, it burns us! I literally can feel my IQ dropping right now.

Uh, figuratively.

 

[azurbanclucker]

Uh, figuratively.

I'm pretty sure I felt a part of my neurocortex die. That's a bit more than figurative.

 

[Brooks_]

I'm pretty sure I felt a part of my neurocortex die. That's a bit more than figurative.

I feel for you.

 

[azurbanclucker]

Uh, figuratively.

Also

 

[tripletfeb]

You owe lunch money for your child. You are negative $40.00 It is not my fault that you didn't qualify for free lunches nor is it my fault that you have foster kids in addition to your own. Nor is it my fault that you don't have a job. Lots of places are hiring, get off your lazy ass and get a job. Your child cannot come through the lunch line until this debt is paid, pack his lunch from now on. Wait...I did say most of that

 

[Isadora]

Wait...I did say most of that

Of course you did

 

[Brooks_]

get off your lazy ass and get a job.

Part said?

 

[tripletfeb]

Of course you did

It's part of my job to call parents and tell them their kid owes lunch money. I hate doing it but I have to. Most people are embarrassed and pay right away. It's the ones who yell at me and tell me they refuse to pay that piss me off

 

[tripletfeb]

Part said?

That's the only part I didn't say, smart ass