Ask Aunt Maisie

[Shabby Chic-Hens]

Dear Shabby,
I will never lay an egg. My tail is is long and colorful. I make LOUD noises all day long.
Both of my feet have long sharp things on them. I chase kids for fun.
Why do some people think I am a hen?

Roo

Dear rooster.
People nowadays are uneducated idiots in the Chicken department.

 

[Kiki]

 

[Shabby Chic-Hens]

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Is that you?!

 

[Pampered chicken girl]

Dear rooster.
People nowadays are uneducated idiots in the Chicken department.

Wow

 

[Shabby Chic-Hens]

Wow

I sound like a mild version of my family. A really, really mild version. We tend to be very straightforward, often our words are like being cut with a blunt knife