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someone on telly said they put a tena lady (incontinence pad) under each armpit to stop sweat stains on his shirt whilst being filmed. English victorians put half an apple under their pits

Please could you tell us what is going on here? UK facebookers are horrified as they think they are proudly parading horses they intentionally made lame. Lay our fears to rest and give us a rational explaination please!

The perks of the English NHS. We get a cart coming round from the volunteers with newspapers, crisps, soda, chocolate and sweets/candy? Sometimes fluffy teddies and get well cards (for those visitors who forgot!)

I bet you were wide awake when the candy cart rolled round?!

My kids sound like your printer. They come up with the same excuses!

The last one looks like it has little guns near the top! Yes, I know it is for drainage for the roof but still...... I wonder if they mow the roof by hang glider?

My first car was an austin allegro. Dark brown. It had a pull out choke and as I was a rally marshall (lombard RAC etc) I loved the fact the front seats folded down in front of the back seats so I could sleep comfortably

I have had a random though. Why is Greece's economy so bad? They sell loads of yogurt!

I don't have a truck or a hitch but I watched it just to listen to your voice and marvel how you did all that with one hand! No offence intended. I love your accent. So cool! I also heard one of your cockerels crowing :-)

I don't have a photo but one of my hens was sneezing and rattling. I put her chest to my ear to listen to her lungs. My friend laughed and asked "who are you ringing?" I said "no-one. It's hengaged!"

So, to put your kids off wanting a cat you rent psycho cat to scare the stuffing out of them! Genius!