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People suck. Oh wait, I did just say it 😝

And you didn't see it before you but into it? 🤨

Well that's cuz you ain't Chuck Norris!

Chuck Norris would make the mold turn into a bagel. Y'all are wusses

Things hr wishes they could say: Do you hear yourself right now? You do understand you sound like an farking moron, yes?

Not just the government...

You should probably get checked out by a med professional. I know you don't want to hear that, but you also don't want to end up with long term effects, or worse.

How are you feeling this morning @KayisforKale

Crap Kay, that's scary shyte! Workplace health and safety rule #1 is DO NOT MIX CLEANERS. People die from that.

The manager's boss. The main boss. The big cheese. Who happens to like me a lot. 😁

100% am I taking more comp time. And 100% am I filing a complaint when I return next week.

Wish I could say I was actually enjoying my time off rather than working from home because of ahole managers who hide their incompetence by ordering other people around.

Toot toot!

Wish I could say the pup let's me sleep in on my days off rather than waking up even earlier

Wish I could say the puppy hasn't decided that flipping over the full food bowl is fun

Humans in general are just ugh

I wish I could say I don't work with an absurd amount of aholes and idiots

🫂