Welcome to my pond - Swim, wade, or sit on the bank

[sourland]

People who can't figure out "open box first " most likely can't read either.

I can too.

 

[BullChick]

I’ve lost my hand multiple times. I occasionally might need warning labels.

 

[Alaskan]

I’ve lost my hand multiple times. I occasionally might need warning labels.

Lost your hand?

Uh....

Two choices i can think of:

1. It is a detachable bionic hand..... you put it down then can't find it?


Or...


2. You aren't human, but actually a super cool amoeba that can both read and type... but at times forcing your pseudopods into type capable fingers is such a high stress type strain that you then "lose your hands" and must take a rest.

 

[BullChick]

Lost your hand?

Uh....

Two choices i can think of:

1. It is a detachable bionic hand..... you put it down then can't find it?


Or...


2. You aren't human, but actually a super cool amoeba that can both read and type... but at times forcing your pseudopods into type capable fingers is such a high stress type strain that you then "lose your hands" and must take a rest.

I promise I wasn’t tired, drunk or high. It was always just covered by my sleeve, The first time I didn’t see it, I was in a Burger King I’d previously worked at, and the hunt was on. I didn’t panic until I thought it was in the trash, and headed to the dumpster. Since then I find it after a moment. Unfortunately, my mother made the comment that I would lose my head if it weren’t attached. For a while, I occasionally would look in a mirror, and convince myself that someone was behind me, and it was their head I was seeing.
I am blonde. Really really blonde.

 

[muddy75]

Actually mom liked using the fly swat more than the belt. .those things really sting on bare skin!

I will hardly own a fly swatter because I had so many “disciplinary actions” with them as a kid!!!

 

[bobbi-j]

I will hardly own a fly swatter because I had so many “disciplinary actions” with them as a kid!!!

My mom used a plastic handled fly swatter on me once. It broke. I laughed. She got the wooden ruler.

 

[shawluvsbirds]

I will hardly own a fly swatter because I had so many “disciplinary actions” with them as a kid!!!

I have souped up fly swatters from Menards. Those things could kill somebody I swear.

 

[shawluvsbirds]

Hell I've probably posted this here before. Muddy is digging up old $h!t.

 

[muddy75]

Hell I've probably posted this here before. Muddy is digging up old $h!t. View attachment 2904881View attachment 2904882

There’s some really good stuff buried deep in this thread

 

[room onthebroom]

I think the last owners of our boxer smacked her with the flyswater. She’s super jumpy if you touch her butt unexpectedly & every time the fly swatter comes out she takes one look at it & bolts. When I have to kill flys I make sure to use lots of happy voices & give her a lot of love.