Things you wish you could say

[Brooks_]

smart ass

Me?

 

[Feathyr]

If you're going to be awkward around me, you should just ask me out so we can be awkward together.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

It is not my job to agree with you. I'm sorry that my very existence offends you, what with my terrible different opinions and my blunt attitude and my refusal to coddle you. It must be hard living with only wet tissue paper protecting your feelings.

 

[tripletfeb]

It is not my job to agree with you. I'm sorry that my very existence offends you, what with my terrible different opinions and my blunt attitude and my refusal to coddle you. It must be hard living with only wet tissue paper protecting your feelings.

 

[Brooks_]

Quit throwing the word "murdered" around.

 

[Brooks_]

I'm sorry that my very existence offends you,

Forgot to say earlier - I love your existence.

 

[Nabiki]

The creamer for the cup of coffee I just made isn't in the greenhouse.

 

[RUNuts]

What do you mean it doesn't fit? How big is your hammer?

 

[DickMidnight]

What do you mean it doesn't fit? How big is your hammer?

 

[Hayden Goseek]