Things you wish you could say

[Henriettta]

Things I wish I could say:

If you decide for whatever reason to store your fertilized eggs on a windowsill in 100 degree heatwave, do not come crying to me when they end up with blood spots/a vein inside. Use your head like an adult. I pick my eggs fresh every day from the same exact spot in an organized coop. Nice try though.

 

[MissE]

Who ever closes that?

Those of us with dogs that see an open toilet as a magic water fountain.

I've seen the things my dogs eat, so I don't do doggie kisses, but sitting in drool in the middle of the night isn't cool either.

 

[Ruby Rogue]

Ew.

 

[sourland]

Also can we talk about why you would ever leave the toilet lid open? I mean seriously!

So that I don't inadvertently pee on the lid in the middle of the night.

Control yourself. You can't control others.

 

[Isadora]

Person shows up 25 min late for appointment expecting to be seen with excuse that the line at McDonalds was long. It's a cardiology office! "No, you can reschedule and go home to rethink your priorities in life"

Maybe they should consider why they're at a cardiology office in the first place...

 

[Isadora]

So that I don't inadvertently pee on the lid in the middle of the night.

You don't turn the light on? Talk about a shot in the dark

 

[Isadora]

I've seen the things my dogs eat, so I don't do doggie kisses, but sitting in drool in the middle of the night isn't cool either.

I like dogs as much as any other person (okay, not quite as much as some people do) but I seriously can't believe the amount of people that either let dogs lick their faces or share their food. My dog licks her own bottom and eats chicken poop. Why on earth would I want her tongue on my face?!

 

[JacinLarkwell]

Those of us with dogs that see an open toilet as a magic water fountain.

I've seen the things my dogs eat, so I don't do doggie kisses, but sitting in drool in the middle of the night isn't cool either.

We have to because oyr cat absolutely insists on drinking from the toilet. Shes got 2 other big water bowls to choose from, but nope, it has to be toilet water apparently. It got really bad a year ago for a bit, she would wait in the bathroom out of sight until someone came to use it and wait until the lid was opened before barging in.

 

[JacinLarkwell]

I like dogs as much as any other person (okay, not quite as much as some people do) but I seriously can't believe the amount of people that either let dogs lick their faces or share their food. My dog licks her own bottom and eats chicken poop. Why on earth would I want her tongue on my face?!

I let her like my face unless I see her eat poop. Her area isn't accessed by other animals so I know she's not eating it without being seen. But I also grew up with this dog, not too sure I'll let the next one start that habit

 

[Painted Calls]

We have to because oyr cat absolutely insists on drinking from the toilet. Shes got 2 other big water bowls to choose from, but nope, it has to be toilet water apparently. It got really bad a year ago for a bit, she would wait in the bathroom out of sight until someone came to use it and wait until the lid was opened before barging in.

Mine drinks from the toilet too.