Things you can say that need an explanation

[LaurenRitz]

"It’s just easier to eat them when they're jerks."

If there was a family of racoons in my living room, you can bet they'd be endangered.

 

[Debbie292d]

I take it you've had trouble with raccoons? I'd like to know why something so adorably cute has to be one of the worst chicken predators.

 

[Evadig]

I take it you've had trouble with raccoons? I'd like to know why something so adorably cute has to be one of the worst chicken predators.

And foxes...I'd never kill a fox, even if it was trying to eat my hens (doesn't mean I wouldn't scare him off!). They are just too pretty!

 

[LaurenRitz]

I take it you've had trouble with raccoons? I'd like to know why something so adorably cute has to be one of the worst chicken predators.

No. That was a quote from my Dad, in response to a now-forgotten conversation. But every time I mention it, it requires an explanation.

 

[CombNWattles]

-Email me the peas.
-Not for meat! (while pointing at something)