Someone help!!

[the_peanut_coop]

I was outside and then suddenly I was surrounded with horrifying, bloodthirsty creatures!!!

 

[BarnyardChaos]

Where are the goodies, mom? Huh? We want some now!

 

[-Olive-]

‘Don't move! He can't see us if we don't move’

 

[Stacaroni]

Same thing happened to me... Not sure it's safe to go outside anymore.

 

[sourland]

Do NOT pass out and fall down. Remember what happened to the worker in the broiler house.

 

[-Olive-]

Same thing happened to me... Not sure it's safe to go outside anymore.

Imagine if there were just chickens everywhere. Like people but chickens. You go to the shops, there’s chickens in the street. You drive to work, you gotta watch the chickens on the road. You wake up and look outside in the morning and the chickens are out chilling and foraging in your yard.

 

[Stacaroni]

Imagine if there were just chickens everywhere. Like people but chickens. You go to the shops, there’s chickens in the street. You drive to work, you gotta watch the chickens on the road. You wake up and look outside in the morning and the chickens are out chilling and foraging in your yard.

I can totally see it.

 

[the_peanut_coop]

Imagine if there were just chickens everywhere. Like people but chickens. You go to the shops, there’s chickens in the street. You drive to work, you gotta watch the chickens on the road. You wake up and look outside in the morning and the chickens are out chilling and foraging in your yard.

I was going to say "How dystopian" But it sounds more like a Utopia for me. Perfect happiness.

 

[the_peanut_coop]

Oh no! Ignore my tiger pants, I had completely forgotten I was wearing them

 

[Nyhillbillies]

Imagine if there were just chickens everywhere. Like people but chickens. You go to the shops, there’s chickens in the street. You drive to work, you gotta watch the chickens on the road. You wake up and look outside in the morning and the chickens are out chilling and foraging in your yard.

They’re … they’re… they’re crossing the roads - everywhere!