*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[EmtheFishLady]

The best thing ever... is to sit by the moat and dangle your feet in the water..

It is... uh... most... uh...
Refreshing! Right! Refreshing!

You wanna tell me why you're trying to feed the new minions to the Moat Creatures?

 

[HuffleClaw]

May I audition to BE a moat creature?

 

[EmtheFishLady]

I'm either missing something or you're literally talking about potato salad that's green

I mean...There's really no way to explain this place ok? Best advice I can give you is start at the beginning of this thread....

But before that, I recommend you familiarize yourself with what is in the moat...

https://www.backyardchickens.com/threads/whats-in-the-moat.630373/#post-8431417

 

[black_cat]

The best thing ever... is to sit by the moat and dangle your feet in the water..

It is... uh... most... uh...
Refreshing! Right! Refreshing!

*walks a bit closer to the moat*

 

[black_cat]

I mean...There's really no way to explain this place ok? Best advice I can give you is start at the beginning of this thread....

But before that, I recommend you familiarize yourself with what is in the moat...

https://www.backyardchickens.com/threads/whats-in-the-moat.630373/#post-8431417

*cracks knuckles and begins reading*

 

[mississippifarmboy]

Literal hundreds? That’s like paradise

Sort of a zoo around here.
And it’s all the Queen’s fault.

 

[HuffleClaw]

Sort of a zoo around here.
And it’s all the Queen’s fault.

Beautiful animals! Even the tarantula, and I’m basically arachnophobic!

 

[black_cat]

Sort of a zoo around here.
And it’s all the Queen’s fault.

I really like them all, they're so cool looking! Maybe with the exception of the big bug....what is it? It's kinda scary.

 

[SBFChickenGirl]

I really like them all, they're so cool looking! Maybe with the exception of the big bug....what is it? It's kinda scary.

Looks like a cockroach to me.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

May I audition to BE a moat creature?

Better talk to @bluesub for that. I'm just the Queen.