Pet Peeves

[azurbanclucker]

STOP.
RINGING.
MY.
DOORBELL!

I'm 100% not interested in your cult religion's website. Go back to sending letters like you were doing during covid.

I need to make a sign.

 

[Brooks_]

I need to make a sign.

Go sell crazy somewhere else. We're all stocked up here.

 

[sourland]

STOP.
RINGING.
MY.
DOORBELL!

I'm 100% not interested in your cult religion's website. Go back to sending letters like you were doing during covid.

I need to make a sign.

Answer the door in the nude. Worked for me.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

You can buy a sign at a stationery store, I think, that says No Soliciting. If people still ring your doorbell, they are in violation of a city code and you can call the police and file charges.

 

[tripletfeb]

Answer the door in the nude. Worked for me.

 

[KayisforKale]

Answer the door in the nude. Worked for me.

Worked for me, too. It took a long time and some new drivers before Amazon would come back.

 

[azurbanclucker]

Answer the door in the nude. Worked for me.

 

[nuthatched]

STOP.
RINGING.
MY.
DOORBELL!

I'm 100% not interested in your cult religion's website. Go back to sending letters like you were doing during covid.

I need to make a sign.

You could start your own cult.
Order of the Sunburned Housepig.
Uniform is a purple towel wrapped around your waist and burger king crown.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

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OW! MY EYES!!!

 

[azurbanclucker]

You could start your own cult.
Order of the Sunburned Housepig.
Uniform is a purple towel wrapped around your waist and burger king crown.

There's a lot of money in religion. Problem is, I don't believe in lying to people.