Ended May Madness, a Random Funny Posting Contest

[Nabiki]

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I have actually said that to my remaining Godson. The kid is 23 years old and he does nothing but sit on the couch and watch YouTube on the TV or his phone. He'll do things if you specifically tell him to, but otherwise is content to let his mom wait on him hand and foot.

He's full of ideas and dreams, but he never DOES anything.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Kardashians who are they ?

But I watched hee haws Corn field county residents cousin Clem junior grandpa and lulu

The Kardashians are similar but much less interesting.
(I've heard. I haven't seen them either.)

 

[Tattersail]

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My grandma had one of these and this was how I learned to sew.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

My grandma had one of these and this was how I learned to sew.

I would love to have one now. I can't get the new ones to sew a straight stich without the thread bunching up.
(I'm sure there is a name for that.)

 

[Hayden Goseek]

I had to steal this from sdm111. (Maybe it's a Louisiana thing.)

 

[my spoiled chickens]

me after any holiday

 

[Hayden Goseek]

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That one could be in 'Dad Jokes'.

 

[ILoveDaffy]

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*Swoon* Is that a hand crank singer in perfect repair? It's gorgeous!

 

[ILoveDaffy]

I would love to have one now. I can't get the new ones to sew a straight stich without the thread bunching up.
(I'm sure there is a name for that.)

Top or bottom thread? If adjusting top tension isn't fixing it, try adjusting the bobbin tension on the bobbin case.

 

[Nabiki]

I would love to have one now. I can't get the new ones to sew a straight stich without the thread bunching up.
(I'm sure there is a name for that.)

There's one for sale on NextDoor in my area for $1200.