We call mine Meaty, Bally, or Balls. His registered name is Sir Meaty Meatsalot. The breeder looked at us like we were idiots ... and we are, but so what.
My friend had a male English Bulldog named Meatball. His girlfriend's name was Sketti.
To be fair, Ham is a nickname. He also goes by Sledge. Registered name is Ironhide's Sledge Hammer.
My other two are rescues, but we felt they were entitled to big names too so dog#2 is Tattoo Roo & dog#3 is The Fanged Monkey.