Do you, or someone you know, have a sweet-natured black Silkie lady looking to spend the rest of her life living in the lap of luxury? Due to the recent demise of Herman the House Rooster (RIP sweet Herman,) The Melancholy Rooster (@MROO) has an immediate opening for a SILKIE LAP CHICKEN. The ideal candidate will be an older, black Silkie female. Must be soft, friendly and willing to be held and/or petted. Good people skills are a must!
Benefits include:
Free room and board
Excellent medical plan
Regular bonuses of fresh kitchen scraps and home-grown mealworms
Duties include:
Travel to classrooms, fairs and retirement homes as part of a breed conservation program.
Provide stress therapy to minimally dramatic teenager.
Occasional gardening duties, as required.
Egg production is a plus but is absolutely NOT a requirement
To the right candidate, travel assistance may be available
RETIREES WELCOME!
Potential candidates may have their humans apply to @MROO, care of Backyard Chickens.
Benefits include:
Free room and board
Excellent medical plan
Regular bonuses of fresh kitchen scraps and home-grown mealworms
Duties include:
Travel to classrooms, fairs and retirement homes as part of a breed conservation program.
Provide stress therapy to minimally dramatic teenager.
Occasional gardening duties, as required.
Egg production is a plus but is absolutely NOT a requirement
To the right candidate, travel assistance may be available
RETIREES WELCOME!
Potential candidates may have their humans apply to @MROO, care of Backyard Chickens.
