How Cold Is It?.. It's So Cold..

[EmtheFishLady]

I do it to get some room. He's a bed hog.

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

I'll hug up to the Doberman, much warmer!

 

[Chic-n-farmer]

Why, it's colder than a cast iron commode seat on the shady side of a mountain in winter!

If we get any more snow my trusty steed will be burried alive!

 

[EmtheFishLady]

I am running out of it's so cold things to say...It's colder than a welldiggers A*%.

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

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Another Belgian! Man, that snow's deep!

 

[Junkmanme]

It's so COLD here that the icicles hanging from my eaves are shakin' themselves apart from shiverin' !!!

-Junkmanme-

 

[Imp]

How cold it's it outside? It's so cold that ...

... we had to chisel the dog off a fire-hydrant

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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[Junkmanme]

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Who was the"dummy" thet ya got ta "hold the chisel" ???

How'd ya git him loose from the chisel?

 

[mississippifarmboy]

So cold here tonight the witch wouldn't wear her brass bra.