I forgot wild goslings weren’t so big and fat and fluffy! They are so tiny!
I could have gotten good pictures but I didn’t want to disturb them. I feel like the people who complain about “aggressive” Canada geese just don’t know what personal space is.
Me: I’m gonna go sell these d’Anver pullets! Just gotta go through the shed with this cardboard box and put ‘em in!
Charlie the gander: So you have chosen… death.
Me: *just keeps walking while Charlie grabs my coat and beats me with his wings* is that how you define death? More like, “mild...