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I've always considered installing Batmobile-esque anti tail gating measures....oil slick...caltrops...smoke...but no "that's illegal and dangerous"...

That TWO employees took off this next week for vacation, which happens to be inventory week. That leaves us with 9 people, and one can only work nights, one that can only work mornings, two that shouldn't lift over 30lbs, one who works 12-16 a week cause it's her 3rd job and four scattered part...

G'Night m'lady!

But Brooks got super ninja Florida Man skills....

I bet the garlic bread is stale.

Do you get free garlic bread by joining? How lasagna? Does he have pamphlets?

Sacrilege. It's supposed to be otterpops, you heathen.

You could start your own cult. Order of the Sunburned Housepig. Uniform is a purple towel wrapped around your waist and burger king crown.

I leave that to people who know more and are better with people. Thanks though.

Completely different, more like a stereotype. I've heard 'osses are tasty when prepared properly...

If you know a lot about the proper care, health and psychology of dogs, you're a 'good dog owner and maybe you should look into Veterinary School'. If you know a lot about the proper care, health and psychology of horses, you're a 'good horse owner and maybe you should look into Veterinary...

Science has told us that cats can fit through any hole that they can get their heads through. So why does my cat enter every room with a slightly shut door like she has a warrant?!

This is how Stella prefers to spend her evenings. And early mornings. By getting stuck and rattling around until I help her. That drawer is only open 3 inches

In the show, anyway.

But it was Della Reese! It one of the few shows I've ever watched.

Oh, didn't you see that episode? Not exactly pleased but hey,

They ain't cartoons....but certain clothes are iconic.

That I have so much laundry even though I don't deviate from my token 5 outfits like a cartoon character. 2nd peeve: why does a mini laundry pile appear where the big pile was as soon as you start the load?