Sniffing is arguably worse in my opinion. Especially when they do one of those huge gurgling snorts like Daddy Pig thats supposedly meant to clear both the nose and throat. 5 mins later...the sniffing begins again. Blow your nose!
I'm afraid I'll be beheaded if i joke about it but yeh my dad used to have a business selling janitorial products and he went to a place owned by a certain religious group once and they had a problem with toilet seats breaking due to standing🤭. I'm not kidding.
Peeve of the day
When there's a communal dip pot (i.e barbeque) and someone dips then bites then dips the same thing back in.
Utter dipsticks
..also loud eating probably tops the list, and slurping.