Ended Official BYC Caption Contest 05-26-23 Pic by RoyalChick

[Ponypoor]

And this is called "Bat Crap Crazy" syndrome

@RoyalChick

Does it fit Eli ? Bat crap crazy syndrome? Or broody syndrome - you pick

 

[RoyalChick]

@RoyalChick

Does it fit Eli ? Bat crap crazy syndrome? Or broody syndrome - you pick

Trouble is, the picture is of Babs!
Eli was out of shot because she had fluttered happily on to the next rafter.
I think this was the day that these two acrobats got into my storage cupboard via the rafters and crapped on everything.
Lovely ladies!

 

[Ponypoor]

I hope the Mods don’t mind, but as I was asked I will explain.
Her name is Babs. She and her sister Eli are real flying chickens. She is about 11’ up.
Eli is the more natural flier and flits from cross beam to crossbeam. I was taking pictures of this ‘fun’ when Babs had a foot-fault and stopped herself from plummeting down by deploying her emergency brakes!
And yes. She did once lay an egg up there.

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Oh how silly of me I thought that was Eli all
Along! Hahaha Babs such a funny girl

Ok then “I am Bat Girl”

 

[Ponypoor]

Trouble is, the picture is of Babs!
Eli was out of shot because she had fluttered happily on to the next rafter.
I think this was the day that these two acrobats got into my storage cupboard via the rafters and crapped on everything.
Lovely ladies!

Yup just saw this, I feel like I need to pay a SHRA tax - still it’s an awesome Photo, and I am so happy it was chosen for Caption

 

[Liz Birdlover]

"Perfect spot to practice my marksmanship.
Bombs Away!!!"

Crap and/or eggs go flying...what and/or who is the target?

Who flung dung?
Who's got egg on their face?
What's this, a daily poo poo party?

Doesn't matter, the Human servant will clean it all up.

 

[Liz Birdlover]

"Well, here I am.
Everybody's gotta be somewhere.
What to do now...hmmmm.
Ok, if I can't dustbathe,
or lay eggs,
or peck & scratch,
then I guess I'll poop.
That's it...poop.
I'll poop alot.
It's kinda what I do.
Don't ya just love me?"

 

[Liz Birdlover]

"Mama always told me I'd soar to great heights.
I'm at a great height now. Not so sure about the soaring part though...it's more like clinging."

 

[Liz Birdlover]

"Well, I'm up here now. Might as well make the most of it. Hey, I have a great idea! Human, you can bring me food & water up a ladder every day...call Guiness Records, I'm gonna be the world's longest high perched chicken!"

 

[Liz Birdlover]

"I heard the Human kids talking, that if they if they do hand stands or hang upside down, their hair will grow faster. I'm gonna give it a try...always wanted a Polish hairdo."

 

[Poptart3130]

How RELAXING it is to get away from those obnoxious chicks!