ROTFL!!!! Hilarious stories!!
I have my first ever duckings, a month and a half old. I can't wait to enjoy them (and be irritated and aggravated too).
TOday I was molested by a parakeet at the pet store. I was paying for my purchase and he jumped off his cage and came toward me. I stuck out my finger and he hopped right on and began to mate my index finger VERY vigorously. It made me blush and give him back to the clerk. I commented on how intent he was and she said, "You're lucky he didn't go all the way."
I have my first ever duckings, a month and a half old. I can't wait to enjoy them (and be irritated and aggravated too).
TOday I was molested by a parakeet at the pet store. I was paying for my purchase and he jumped off his cage and came toward me. I stuck out my finger and he hopped right on and began to mate my index finger VERY vigorously. It made me blush and give him back to the clerk. I commented on how intent he was and she said, "You're lucky he didn't go all the way."