Open Contest May Madness, a Random Funny Posting Contest

[kikiruru]

 

[kikiruru]

 

[kikiruru]

https://www.backyardchickens.com/th...om-funny-posting-contest.1622174/who-replied/
View attachment 3825292

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Why the sad face @Hayden Goseek!? It was funny!

You caught me. (I was actually a good boy today. I brought 2 dozen red roses to Urs' tomb.)

 

[KayisforKale]

You caught me. (I was actually a good boy today. I brought 2 dozen red roses to Urs' tomb.)

I bet she loved them. Was this a regular thing you used to do for her?

 

[Hayden Goseek]

I bet she loved them. Was this a regular thing you used to do for her?

Sometimes. Not often enough but she appreciated it.

 

[Nabiki]

Come on let’s twist again like we did last summer

 

[KayisforKale]

Sometimes. Not often enough but she appreciated it.

Too often, and they are just flowers. Occasionally, and they have meaning. Rarely, and women think that you did something bad. Occasional flowers for no real reason are the best, and a lot of women appreciate them a lot more than men seem to realize.

 

[my spoiled chickens]

This is for @Kiki

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Too often, and they are just flowers. Occasionally, and they have meaning. Rarely, and women think that you did something bad. Occasional flowers for no real reason are the best, and a lot of women appreciate them a lot more than men seem to realize.

True Dat. I tried to do it often. Sometimes it was flowers from the yard. When possible we would pirogue into the swamp and cut purple irises growing wild.
The first time we saw them we cut a literal boat load and brought home. We pulled out every vase and filled them with flowers in every room of the house. After a while I noticed a noxious 'body odor'. But I had showered.
We realized that because they were growing in the muck of this flooded cypress swamp, they smelled like rotting vegetation.
I did find her ONE more before she was buried.