Weird things are going on here in Big Chimney!
Over night a strange ripple in the DUX occurred: One dozen clean, unwashed, never refrigerated duck-eggs mysteriously disappeared from a kitchen countertop in West Virginia. A thorough investigation revealed further strange circumstances: The missing eggs were finally discovered in a heated Styrofoam box, bearing strange marks on one side:
Any information that could help clear up this mysterious incident is very welcome.