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I work from home, we have a small just dtarting out homestead and currently tend to 23 animals. I get a little cabin fever and try to rationalize some of their quirks and weird things they do. Thinking of doing a collection and illustrating it with feather babies and their thoughts on life...

What are some of the strangest, weirdest, funniest, craziest, and just plan Absurd figures of speeches/ sayings you have ever heard/ used? I’ll start, “Who pooped in your cornflakes?”

In reality she was sleeping, but the way I captured this photo she looks very angry! Lol! :lau