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Happy 2024! Dining in style. Le menu: shrimp ceviche quiche with side of croissant/banana.

Most excellent signature line.

Unrelated note - Such a nice fellow. Kinda feel guilty for sucking him into the Chicken Vortex. <insert evil laugh here>

Singles Humor!

2 dragons and an army. Or a spaceship?

1 dozen free range eggs. Brown are jumbo. Green are large. Blue are medium. Will accept trade for 2011 Toyota Tacoma, 4x4 with tow package, V6, less than 150k miles, like new condition, manual transmission. No low-ballers. I know what I have. 😉

Well, now...

👑♠️ fabulous.

Gosh, if someone sings to their chickens, does that make them clinically "nuts?" ...asking for a friend... My alter ego. I'm asking because she worries me sometimes. 🤣

Not. COOL.

Dodged bullet

Thanks for the report, Isa!

Wow I have no idea what's going on here with all the innuendo. Hump day hebejeebees?

YES! Last night I got rye and pumpernickel on sale 😍

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Stunning

You can have my allotment, but you'll have to share the pumpernickel and horseradish. 😉

The ones I split were spoons, but wolly worms were half brown and half black. And Farmers Almanac said rough, snowy, and cold.

You can have it ALLLLLLLL. Just..."no": fois gras, veal aspic, head cheese, rocky mountain oysters, braunschwager. Take them all. I'm begging you.

Sweetest way to say "speak english" ❤