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I like the phone above the bed like mine.

I do, but only because we already beat the dux to death.

I just added another layer to the piñata. Now I feel guilty! :hit

Nope!

Good thing they wear brown shorts...

The UPS guy was standing by the lilac bush, telling me how glad he was I don’t have turkey. It’s the one bird he’s afraid of. I just smiled at him, and prayed that the turkey laying in the bush behind him stayed there.

I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard at this thread! :lau

Ours has had dogs, lizards and cats. I always wanted to bring a tom. :lol: It would be too funny in November!

My Walmart allows it. I was livid, but was told it was fine with them. Of course, all the wild birds flying around in the rafters are probably an incentive to allow any animal. :hu I say things like that.

Change water to a cellphone bill. I didn’t even know my b-i-l was on our account. Then we couldn’t upgrade our phones. I had to pay >$3,000 for their bill that we were not told about, and couldn’t pay electricity. I didn’t know until then that they could shut off electric in January.

Uhhhhh, yup! :D

:hide

Always!

:smack

Jeff always had a refrigerator full of Bloody Marys and Franks.

Jeffrey Dahmer always cheated at cards. He would always come up with an extra hand.

The person that killed Jeffrey Dahmer claimed self-defense. He heard his stomach growling.