A very common one : Why do today what you can put off til tomorrow
One I bet the most of you havent heard and very old : Why you here you old steer, You been here a many a year, you been beat, banged, and boar abused and now brought here for table use. (an old country "prayer" )
Then...
A day without humor is a day wasted...
My signature was part of a post I wrote when my sons cat of 16 years passed away. My son is autistic. I didnt mean for it to become a quote when writing it but I felt it was an appropriate one for those that might be hurting. A great lesson for him...