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Quote: Noooooooo! That's not the dungeon, it's my vault! Where I keep all the gold! GET OUT.

Quote: A triple agent is a person who works for 3 different agencies but is loyal to 1 and 1 only. I work for the COY, you all, and one that shall remain, shall we say, anonymous. meh. Duck tape to the eyes can make anyone confess. Shall we try it?

Quote: Double-agent, definitely. Everyone who is writing a novel is a double-agent.

Quote: Sea-Monkeys is a registered trademark. Be careful how you use it. Besides, you wrote it wrong. It's Sea (dash) Monkey.

Quote: simi-permanent: there is hope. Have you tried ducktape? What the heck is SIMI-permanent? And I don't think DUCT tape will help. Fine, semi-permanent then. And around here it is called duck tape. Name of the brand, I believe. Just wrap it around the stain, let sit for five...

Quote: ........... You know that stuff is semi-permanent, right?! semi-permanent: there is hope. Have you tried ducktape?

Quote: Sorry, my apologies. Octocat tends to overreact sometimes. Guess that'll teach me to leave him alone with the computer.

Quote: Hey now, not so fast. Are you making fun of squids? This is totally unacceptable, given their close relation to octopuses. Octocat hearby demands a full explanation and apology. Stay calm and apologise instantly and no one gets hurt.

Oyez! Oyez! Oyez! If any person, of what degree soever, high or low, shall deny or gainsay our Honorable Chairchick of the Board of the COY, Minus the Wig, to the right to hold hands with or to hug Gabe, or that he ought not to enjoy the same right; here is his Champion, who saith that he...

Quote: lol. You should work for the government. Methinks you'd fit right in. Name of boy is repeated twice. Name of girl is repeated three times, as is the permissible contact and date signed. Also, the girl's name is spelled "Tani" in one location, and "Tanicha" in another. Finally...

EmTheFishLady: I hereby arrest you in the name of the Most Honourable Chairchick of the COY Minus the Wig (may she live forever), for threatening an innocent person with the NOODLE. This shall serve as an informative notice and frightful warning unto thee that the NOODLE is considered illegal...

Quote: You have asked that before... The answer is no, since he lives in the city. See? , it's not his fault. There must be a COE/G in that city that prevents him from keeping chickens.

Quote: Octocat wants answers.

Quote: Now THAT is a great accomplishment. Our golf cart is just about the most bottom-heavy contraption known to man. It's like nigh to impossible to flip that thing over. My uncle *almost* succeeded once, but failed in the end. Dad has rolled a bobcat (the construction equipment variety...