When the geese honk, yell with them.
Set aside some time every day to lay on the grass and allow the geese to weave twigs and leaves into your hair like they’re decorating a corpse.
When someone comes to the door, don’t greet them from the door, emerge from the nearest bush with your gaggle in...
Geese are less messy than ducks but more messy than chickens. They love to play in water and do get it muddy but not at the rate that ducks do.
Chinese type geese are more likely to alert you to someone in the yard than greylag derived breeds, however geese are all individuals so nothing is...