This is an incredible post, and I am grateful beyond comprehension for you taking the time to help me.
This is what the person with the eggs had to say as well. They offered them to me at no cost, but instead to pay them back with two eggs if they hatch, they are a pair and eventually lay eggs...
Me: Gosh - strangest thing.
Look what I found out with the chickens - it's 2 giant green eggs. I think one of the chickens maybe sick because these eggs don't look right at all, but I'll put this into the incubator anyway - maybe something will hatch.
Wife: how stupid do you think I am...
Ok - I got into an Emu YouTube/researching spiral of doom last night. And as I wake up this morning, I'm trying to conceive a plan to get a few here. I have a few questions, and hoping you all may have some time to answer them
Step one: somehow convince wife.
- Level of difficulty; 99 of 100...