Thanks to everyone, but especially @FeatherProfessor for running this!! I'm obsessed with my cranky old rooster and it's a delight to read about more boys like him. This was so fun and I look forward more rooster stories in the future wherever they pop up on the forum!
Congratulations to all...
Name/Aliases: Rusty, Rusty Bucket, THE Bucket, or "Rusty One feather" depending on how much he's annoying me that day
Breed: Unknown, but suspected Lemon Cuckoo Niederrheiner
Age: Unknown, was told "two" but he acts like a pensioner when there's no human to ward off
Story: Rusty is the king...