We were visiting some people in our county, and I wanted to get going and I rubbed my husband's arm, he knew that meant, let's go. The WIFE of the guy we were visiting decided that meant I wanted attention, and told my husband that is what I was communicating. WELL not exactly, lady.
My husband's pet peeves when some one is from FL, for example and they say they are going to go "down" to NY. Also when people say EX-scape, instead of escape. Oh and when some one says "across-t" the street instead of across.