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Happy New Year's everybody:celebrate

Frigid is the word. Anyone else hate winter?

It’s ok she’s pretty dang old. She had a stroke and just keeps getting worse. It’s not the one I had with me the other day, One-Eyed Ruby. Still sucks tho.

It’s official, we’re now called hot and miss members. So perfect. Anyway life gets in the way doesn’t it? I had to give away one of my dogs, I’m getting divorced and couldn’t afford to feed her much less get her spayed, and tomorrow morning I have to have to put my oldest dog down...sometimes...

What happens in Nashville is road rage and hot chicken and then miles and miles and miles of nothingness

I know right?!

A Pug named Monkey in a Skunk suit: how can anyone not find this funny? A Pug named Monkey in a Skunk suit: how can anyone not find this funny?

Attacked by bees you say? As someone who really wants a beehive but also really loves her birds this does not sound encouraging...

. Isn't that the way life works? I know it does me that way...maybe it's something in the water around here. :hu What I want to know is what algorithm results in either Russian hookers or ice machines. That's like saying, "hey we're out of butter let's go to the store and buy a kayak!" Man...

I kept getting terrible headache earlier in the summer. Long story short I had been taking a Benadryl at night to help with my breathing/allergy problems and it was dehydrating me duringn the night. So it was back to good ole Zyrtec and 2 glasses of water first thing in the morning. I just...

Have you tried selling on Etsy? I think my aunt has had some success selling her paintings there. If there were a breed of chicken called Cooper Morons, I would have to get some

Oh dang, I'm pretty sure you called me out on my misspelling of the word 'Bielefelder' a few months back. In my defense, I had never heard of them until my mother showed up on my doorstep with 3 dozen of what she called 'Bellfeller' eggs. Obviously, Google was not super helpful in narrowing down...

Eyeballs are nice.

Bitberger. Stella Artois. That cinnamon flavored Angry Orchard they have at Christmas. Mmmmmm....

It was dipping down into the 40's for some reason. Oddly, his terrarium is in the warmest room in the house and we still don't know why it's gets so cold at night. Anyway, he has a nighttime bulb and it's the highest wattage the lamp will take, but he is in a 75 gallon and it just doesnt reach...

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Well I was looking for balloons cuz my head feels like it's full of helium but failing that I had settled on :sick That's a good idea, let's blame it on my cold. Ditto. A guy that breeds beardies told me to put a sock over it so they wouldn't burn themselves. I'm talking about the heat...

Clearly, that was not the emoji I thought it was.

I have a summer cold. Took sudafed and washed it down with a Sun Drop and my body wants to run a marathon (not really) but my head is like :yuckyuck My old man has ice cube toes, I hate it.

It's so perfectly round...