I can picture it now, magazine covers blasting the latest drama going down in the gov. dorms, one wing TPing the other, someone's diapers were thrown all over the lawn, short sheeting, secret meetings, food poisoning from the ham sandwiches delays supreme Court meeting, RINOs and DINOs EXPOSED!
I still remember the morning after a tornado came through my town, all stores were shut down because trees had been flung at everything (including my roof), doors had been ripped off of buildings, windows were busted, roads were littered with debris, but the waffle House was open and serving...