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You are an awful, awful person

I went to the farmer market to look around. $100 later....

Never heard that one

Ditto

Though she's taken to using my basement carpet as her personal toilet, so she's free to whomever steals her.

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She slept there. Which is kinda weird considering how hot it was last night

I would but it's got a big crack in it. I'm actually going to turn it into a dust bath for the girls

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I have a 3 gallon waterer that I top up as necessary. I only dump it completely and refill when it get grungy inside. Same applies in winter and in summer.

Are those stuffed mushrooms🤤

FIFY

Yup

People suck. Oh wait, I did just say it 😝

And you didn't see it before you but into it? 🤨

Well that's cuz you ain't Chuck Norris!

Chuck Norris would make the mold turn into a bagel. Y'all are wusses

For comparison. I've had fairy eggs before, but never one quite so...sausage shaped. Definitely cockerel

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