"Hey, yall stop poking fun at me up here...this is serious business!
I'm auditioning for a commercial tomorrow...addressing a serious condition...Foghorn Leghorn Leg Length Disparity.
That's right, no Chicken nor Rooster Shall ever spur or ninja kick cock-eyed ever again!"
But Roosters don't lay eggs 😕
I suspect it was something else rolling down that roof.
Hey, this reminds me of a joke...
What do Roosters on Roof Tops & Dung Beetles have in common?
(Here's a Hint...they Roll 'em)
😆 🤣 😂
"Hey check me out! I'm part mountain goat!"
Other chickens below (greedily scarfing down mealworms)..."Dude, ya look more like a Kmart weathervane, but yeah...whatever. Go ahead & stay up there, you're lookin good, right?"
Mama hen calls from the coop..."I'm not gonna tell you again, get back in here & clean your room!"
Ornery teen..."Hee hee hee, no one will find me up here"
Mama hen..."Don't make me come out there! And if I see one toe nail hole poked into our shade roof, you'll be getting a lump of coal for...