(We have ALL seen this at some point in life 😆)
"I honestly have no idea why this car won't start...but I popped the hood open...& now I'm staring at the engine...& all the gadgetry...hmmmm, wonder what the heck that thing is. Uhhh, yeah...I don't even know what I'm lookin for, but I really...
"I'm tellin ya Harry, sit still!
I definitely see a tick.
Now hold still...this won't hurt at all..."
3 good, strong pecks later...
"Hmmm, maybe you were right, it is a mole."
"Look deep into my eyes...listen to my words...you have an overwhelming urge...to get me mealworms...yes, yes, that's it...mosey over to that bag on the top shelf...you must give me the mealworms...mealworms...mealworms..."