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"What? Are you kidding me??? That's where my neck feathers went? For the stupid cat's Glamor Shot? I'm gonna kick that cat's butt!"

Sure thing...so is this better? 😆

"I feel pretty!" "Bald IS Beautiful!!!"

Chips & Dip?

"And now folks...my impression of a turkey vulture" "Oh, seems I need more fluff around the collar"

"Wow, hey, who's that handsome Roo? That photo on your phone...who is he? I like his style! Hook me up!" Annual Bald is Beautiful Contest

"So what do you mean by... A face only a mother could love That's a compliment, right?"

"Cousin Bertha is coming to visit again? Oh wow, we'd better stock up. Last time she ate ALL the mealworms in the entire county." (Here's cousin Bertha)

"What did you say about my butt? I dare ya to say that to my face"

"Honey, if you interrupt my beauty sleep...I'm gonna interrupt yours!"

"What, Huh? So let me get this straight...you humans Do Not want us raising a ruckus in the middle of the night, when your truck headlights or a big, full moon shine right into our coop? Interrupting our beauty sleep? Uh, yeah right...we'll have a meeting & get back to ya about that." (At the...

"What is that? A little dot...was that there before? I'm gonna watch it, see if it moves. If it moves, I'm gonna peck it!"