Bukky. Come here.
*Buk-BAAAAAAAWWWWWK*
From Bukky to Bukky, listen to me. You need to quit being a grouchy old lady and be nice to both the other hens and the humans!! You're making them sad (and annoyed). :(
*Bukky stares disgustedly up at me and pecks me hard*
HAY! YOU CAN'T DO THAT...
Sure!
BUKKY YOU BEHAVEYOURSELF YOU LITTLE GRUMPY OLD LADY OR IMMA HAVE TO COME UP ALL THE WAY TO THE DRY DRY DESERT IN WA AND MAKE YOU BE NICE OK SINCERELY BUKKY BYE