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What did one DNA say to the other?

Why did the old man fall down the hole?

Boring! ☹️

I don't have mush-room for any more jokes this evening

Hm

My brain doesn't have mushroom to understand these sort of jokes lol

What did the grape say when he was pinched?

Why did the baker have smelly hands? Because he kneaded a poo. Isadora will literally die

Why was the sand wet? Because the sea weed.

Yeh ok let's change the topic. These jokes stink

Haha 😂 I knew you'd react to that one

What did the poop say to the fart? Wow, you really blow me away! 😭🤣

We're having a whale of a time though

Not funny :(

Not shore what you mean

Was going to say, I'm tide of these stupid jokes.

Had a letter from some solicitors advising me that a distant relative had died and bequeathed me his very rare WW2 pilots watch, which apparently is in mint condition.