Wish I could say
"You are an idiot and a moron and clearly don't understand basic math, which is disturbing as people's lives are in your hands. But if you really want to take your grievance to the next level, go right ahead. The public humiliation you are setting yourself up for will be...
You should probably get checked out by a med professional. I know you don't want to hear that, but you also don't want to end up with long term effects, or worse.
Wish I could say I was actually enjoying my time off rather than working from home because of ahole managers who hide their incompetence by ordering other people around.