You are twice my age and yet you're acting like you're half of mine. It's sad that you're willing to throw away our friendship over an offense you won't even tell me about.
If I'm running late, please check your phone. You know I strive for punctuality. If you had checked after 20 minutes had gone by, you would have seen three missed calls from me because you dropped a digit off your house number in your text with directions and I can't find your place!